I know it's lame, but it's free.

xdomo14x: Would you look at that! :)

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:16:25 -0400

Would you look at that! :)

scones and evil: equalizing sexism: star trek edition

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:44:49 -0400

scones and evil: equalizing sexism: star trek edition:

Since J.J. Abrams is suddenly so concerned with coming across as sexist in Star Trek, and seems convinced sexism can be solved with what (he believes to be) equal-opportunity objectification, I’d like to offer a few suggestions as to some other changes he could’ve made to STID to even things out a little.

Every replicator on the ship begins to produce uniform shirts two sizes too small. The dress-style uniforms remain unchanged.

Every unnecessary railing on the bridge is removed and replaced by comfy chairs with cupholders from which members of the crew may sit and witness the magnificence of their Captain’s ass in action whenever they please.

Carol Marcus ends that scene by phasering Kirk directly in the balls, and breaks the fourth wall when she stares the camera down and says “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THIS SHIT.”

Additionally, she begins her own five year mission of discovery re: just how legendary Dr. McCoy’s hands are. The audience is invited.

In fact, Dr. McCoy just spends the entire movie shirtless. No explanation is given, as none is needed.

Uhura is carried everywhere on a golden litter by four Engineering ensigns, with a fifth following up in the rear carrying a boombox playing Beyoncé on a constant loop.

(the fifth guy is totally Spock)

Additions are welcomed and gratefully accepted.

oopsfuckproductions:

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:05:50 -0400

oopsfuckproductions:

And we’re back, just like the Five Musketeers!

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:54:46 -0400

And we’re back, just like the Five Musketeers!

agentlehobbit: Ladies and gentlemen… I present to you: Olivia...

Fri, 24 May 2013 08:43:46 -0400

agentlehobbit:

Ladies and gentlemen… I present to you: Olivia Wilde

thebergeronprocess: inaneenglish: engieberry: screaming LOO...

Fri, 24 May 2013 06:32:49 -0400

thebergeronprocess:

inaneenglish:

engieberry:

*screaming*

LOOK AT THEM!

MERCY

ziusik: twistedsoup: chaniatreides: THIS IS THE OTHER PART OF...

Fri, 24 May 2013 04:22:15 -0400

ziusik:

twistedsoup:

chaniatreides:

THIS IS THE OTHER PART OF MY LIFE

Oh god my brain just broke.

OH GOD JUST END ME

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:11:15 -0400

anaeolist: cute was inwented in russia

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:19:09 -0400

anaeolist:

cute was inwented in russia

vulcanyounot: Scotty and Uhura because they are the...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:01:29 -0400

vulcanyounot:

Scotty and Uhura because they are the cutest.

Inspired by Iva’s fab art.

survivor-trek: spock-me-hard: a-close-encounter: this is the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:49:32 -0400

survivor-trek:

spock-me-hard:

a-close-encounter:

this is the best scene in star trek

HIS FACE

mistress q is the fiercest bitch in all of star trek

suddenly-steinberg: Let’s talk about Zach’s tendency to fix...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:11:39 -0400

suddenly-steinberg:

Let’s talk about Zach’s tendency to fix other men’s ties.

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: greatleapingocelots: Ryan and...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:38:30 -0400

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

greatleapingocelots:

Ryan and Colin throughout the years.

natreidess: hypohumper: just when you think chris pine’s eyes can’t squint any further you see...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:27:23 -0400

natreidess:

hypohumper:

just when you think

chris pine’s eyes can’t squint any further

you see this

i m p o s s i b l e

At this point I think he’s just taking mini-naps

the-absolute-best-posts: BABY DUCK FALLING ASLEEP

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:16:47 -0400

the-absolute-best-posts:

BABY DUCK FALLING ASLEEP

Interview for STID

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:05:48 -0400

Interviewer: How have your characters grown in this new movie?
Simon Pegg: I went up a cup size

tribalsong: My senior quote doe.

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:54:47 -0400

tribalsong:

My senior quote doe.

Gillian Anderson on Jimmy Fallon (May 21).

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:43:46 -0400

Gillian Anderson on Jimmy Fallon (May 21).

If Earth Had Rings First off, they would be really pretty to...

Thu, 23 May 2013 06:32:48 -0400

Guatamala

Washington, DC

Quito, Ecuador

Polynesia The Earth's Shadow appears on the Rings at night

Arctic Circle The Rings are barely visible

If Earth Had Rings

First off, they would be really pretty to look at. They would also dominate the sky in both night and day at exactly the same place as they would never rise nor set. And at night you would see the Earth’s shadow swing across the rings, like in the 4th photo here.

However, life would be very different on Earth if this were the case. Nocturnal animals would have a hard time being nocturnal, as the light reflecting from the rings would illuminate the night.

Because we are closer to the Sun than Saturn is, the rings would be more rocky than ice, making them less bright but still pretty bright. In fact, you would see far less stars at night (living anywhere other than the equator or the arctic circle) because of the light pollution and not to mention ruin most meteor showers because of that.

During the day the rings would block sunlight in certain regions of the planet creating wild weather cycles and effecting plant life as well. So basically, they would be definitely pretty to look at but they would also make a whole lot of things screwy.

Illustrations by Ron Miller // io9
— Click the photos for captions

sensiblysenselessturtle: IN THE FIFTH GIF HE PATS THE CUPS WITH...

Thu, 23 May 2013 04:22:17 -0400

sensiblysenselessturtle:

IN THE FIFTH GIF HE PATS THE CUPS WITH HIS LITTLE PAWS TO MAKE SURE IT’S IN. BRB, DYING.

forever reblogging this, my most favouite gif EVER

I know it's lame, but it's free.

xdomo14x: Would you look at that! :)

scones and evil: equalizing sexism: star trek edition

oopsfuckproductions:

And we’re back, just like the Five Musketeers!

agentlehobbit: Ladies and gentlemen… I present to you: Olivia...

thebergeronprocess: inaneenglish: engieberry: *screaming* LOO...

ziusik: twistedsoup: chaniatreides: THIS IS THE OTHER PART OF...

Photo

anaeolist: cute was inwented in russia

vulcanyounot: Scotty and Uhura because they are the...

survivor-trek: spock-me-hard: a-close-encounter: this is the...

suddenly-steinberg: Let’s talk about Zach’s tendency to fix...

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: greatleapingocelots: Ryan and...

natreidess: hypohumper: just when you think chris pine’s eyes can’t squint any further you see...

the-absolute-best-posts: BABY DUCK FALLING ASLEEP

Interview for STID

tribalsong: My senior quote doe.

Gillian Anderson on Jimmy Fallon (May 21).

If Earth Had Rings First off, they would be really pretty to...

sensiblysenselessturtle: IN THE FIFTH GIF HE PATS THE CUPS WITH...

thebergeronprocess: inaneenglish: engieberry: screaming LOO...