orithil:

everybody loves dat ass

la-meilleure-amie:

Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.

(Source: meilleure--amie, via agentbering)

Argument I heard on the bus  

• Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.

(via agentbering)

jayurtle:

WHEN DID SIMON PEGG TURN INTO GARY OLDMAN

whyamipluto:

MIGP AU - Americas Next Top Model

xtheanimequeenx:

double-o-coulson:

ts

doctor-korra-holmes-in-hogwarts:

shawarmababy:

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie:

B I T C H - The Avengers

Here I forced it to work

Sorry Coulson’s not in the last one.

haha niiiice

(via insaneboingo)

(via lostismyconstant)

thesadhobo:

aquabutt:

Ever wondered what lay beneath those “censored” red bars of this now infamous play of “Party Quirks”? Wonder no more.

OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO PEE MYSELF

Still one of the best Whose Line skits ever.

(Source: colin-mochrie, via gorgeousnerd)

My visit to get screened for cancer: 

• Nurse: "Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable."
• Me: "He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."
• Nurse: "So he's your...."
• Me: "Friend."
• Nurse: (During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"
• Me: "11."
• Nurse: "How old were you when you first became sexually active?"
• Me: "....Loaded question but....14, I guess."
• Nurse: "You're sexually active, then."
• Me: "Well....I guess...but..."
• Nurse: "How many times have you been pregnant?"
• Me: "Uh. 0."
• Nurse: "O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"
• Me: "I don't use condoms. Or take birth control."
• Nurse: "Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?"
• Me: "With homosexuality."
• Nurse: 
• Me: 
• Nurse: 
• Me: "I fuck girls."

freemaned:

[ HQ ]

(Source: amandaabbington, via roryisawinchester)

(Source: cilbas, via lookattheseperfectmotherfuckers)

iheartdrbill:

WHY IS HE LUNGING THO

‘CAUSE IT’S THE RENNER!LUNGE

(Source: ezmiisaname, via lookattheseperfectmotherfuckers)

mememaster:

the face of fear

(Source: videohall, via agentbering)

infiniterider:

Have I mentioned how much I love George Takei?

BECAUSE I DO.