
orithil:
everybody loves dat ass
la-meilleure-amie:
Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.
(Source: meilleure--amie, via agentbering)
Argument I heard on the bus
- Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
jayurtle:
WHEN DID SIMON PEGG TURN INTO GARY OLDMAN
whyamipluto:
MIGP AU - Americas Next Top Model
xtheanimequeenx:
double-o-coulson:
ts
doctor-korra-holmes-in-hogwarts:
shawarmababy:
chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie:
B I T C H - The Avengers

Here I forced it to work
Sorry Coulson’s not in the last one.




haha niiiice
(via insaneboingo)
thesadhobo:
aquabutt:
Ever wondered what lay beneath those “censored” red bars of this now infamous play of “Party Quirks”? Wonder no more.
OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO PEE MYSELF
Still one of the best Whose Line skits ever.
(Source: colin-mochrie, via gorgeousnerd)
My visit to get screened for cancer:
- Nurse: "Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable."
- Me: "He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."
- Nurse: "So he's your...."
- Me: "Friend."
- Nurse: (During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"
- Me: "11."
- Nurse: "How old were you when you first became sexually active?"
- Me: "....Loaded question but....14, I guess."
- Nurse: "You're sexually active, then."
- Me: "Well....I guess...but..."
- Nurse: "How many times have you been pregnant?"
- Me: "Uh. 0."
- Nurse: "O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"
- Me: "I don't use condoms. Or take birth control."
- Nurse: "Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?"
- Me: "With homosexuality."
- Nurse:
- Me:
- Nurse:
- Me: "I fuck girls."
iheartdrbill:
WHY IS HE LUNGING THO
‘CAUSE IT’S THE RENNER!LUNGE
(Source: ezmiisaname, via lookattheseperfectmotherfuckers)
mememaster:
the face of fear

(Source: videohall, via agentbering)

infiniterider:
Have I mentioned how much I love George Takei?
BECAUSE I DO.