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rox712:

Want! (X)

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posted 4 weeks ago with 498 notes (originally from rox712)
#wat #omg #star trek #stid #i don't even know what else to tag this

dawnofthesecondday:

How do Japanese multiply?

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posted 5 months ago with 79,512 notes (originally from dawnofthesecondday)
#wat #why didn't we learn that? #math #video

cespur:

some men just want to watch the world burn

cespur:

some men just want to watch the world burn

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posted 7 months ago with 57,044 notes (originally from cespur)
#wat #are you fucking serious? #why?

shonilane:

hipsandhoops:

finalkoan:

Pat Robertson Tells Man to Beat his Wife, Move to Saudi Arabia (by RWWBlog)

As the Huffington Post summarizes: “On Monday’s broadcast of Robertson’s television show “The 700 Club,” he answered a question from a viewer named Michael about how to repair his marriage to a woman who “has no respect for me as the head of the house.”

Robertson’s response: “Well, you could become a Muslim and you could beat her.”

Bizarrely, this comment elicited laughter from Robertson’s co-host, Terry Meeuwsen.

Unfortunately, Robertson didn’t stop there.

“I don’t think we condone wife-beating these days but something has got to be done to make her.”

He also called the woman a “rebellious child” who doesn’t want to “submit to any authority.” However, since the Scripture doesn’t allow for divorce, Robertson urged the husband to “move to Saudi Arabia,” where, ostensibly, beating the woman would be permissible.

Wow…I just…can’t with people today

…I quit.

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Via TrekMovie: Exclusive: Sequel Title Confirmed – ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ 

vengerturtle:

TrekMovie has confirmed with multiple sources that “Star Trek Into Darkness” has been selected as the title for the 2013 sequel to JJ Abrams’ Star Trek movie. This is a title that comes out of a long process of discussion amongst the creative team. As reported earlier, Paramount tested a number of titles for the film over the summer, including at least one title that did not include “Star Trek.” Also noted in our earlier article, the title (by design) does not include a colon, like were used for the Next Generation films such as “Star Trek: First Contact” or “Star Trek: Nemesis.”

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tronymau5:

My most intricate Text so far!

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posted 10 months ago with 7,540 notes (originally from thats-so-tyler)
#wtf is this? #WAT #BUT WHY #disney #the little mermaid #ursula

lampsarepeopletoo:

IVE SCROLLED PAST THIS VID A MILLION TIMES AND IM SO GLAD I WATCHED IT NOW OMG

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posted 10 months ago with 221,842 notes (originally from videohall)
#wat #i just don't know #what is happening? #video

edge-aculation:

edge-aculation:

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posted 10 months ago with 20,334 notes (originally from atheist-overdose)
#wat #um #hm #welp #i uh #erm #huh #urgh #yeah #... #well okay then #atheism #religion #i just don't know

ass-salad:

ass-salad:

hey if they can get a canada day why dont we have an america day

WAIT I JUST REALIZED THE FOURTH OF JULY NOBODY REBLOG THIS

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darckcarnival:

HOW DID THIS GUY KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE…

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posted 10 months ago with 105,210 notes (originally from yencid)
#wat #what the effing eff? #omg #but why? #*dying* #video

terrybootsbiggestfan:

“What house are you in?”

“Wfftitwff.”

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annie-banks:

ahandsomeshark:


No, you look *really* good. With the glasses and the beard thing? You look clever. You’re gonna win an Oscar. (*)

okay time out am I crazy or does he kind of look like an older Ryan Gosling here.

 #i’ve always wanted to bang you but jfc #now you’re making it painful #goose is contagious

annie-banks:

ahandsomeshark:

No, you look *really* good. With the glasses and the beard thing? You look clever. You’re gonna win an Oscar. (*)

okay time out am I crazy or does he kind of look like an older Ryan Gosling here.

 #i’ve always wanted to bang you but jfc #now you’re making it painful #goose is contagious

(Source: lissomelle, via jameswolksarchive)


posted 11 months ago with 6,071 notes (originally from lissomelle)
#WUT #NO #what kind of witchcraft is this? #steve carell #hottie #WAT